Does not matter to me because in England we cannot use dollars. If you are starving in central London, you would rather have £20 than $100. Although I would hope for some washing powder to get my whites dazzling like his. He could not give you his cow because if he dies he has no rights over her because she will be widowed.

Is Tom really a thumb?

No, he is a toe.

What occupation does Tom Thumb have listed on his passport?

None, jobs aren't listed on passports unless you are a thumb. Clearly Tom Thumb is a toe.

Why is button moon the greatest show of all time?

Because the idea of a button having an bum is a marvel and a revelation!

When is a swan a swallow?

When it dies and is reincarnated

Why have global warming if people don't like it?

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Cos local warming doesn't sound as cool... Maybe they should call it popular warming?

Why am I so great?

because you can knock off an O from your name and make copies of yourself!!

why does have its tongue out?

its not actually a tounge nick wanted colour variation so dabbed it red

why isnt there a black light?

There is, it's the light that never goes out that Morrissey sang about.

What should we do if we see Manbearpig?

Ask him round for dinner me thinks...


What would you feed Manbearpig?

Al Gore!

Why does Manbearpig go to dinner with sm_rat?

Because sm_rat feels sorry for him. I'm serial!

If 1+2=3, why doesn't 4+5=6?

Because the digits are incoherent to the shize of the moon

If you can have E=MC2 for calculating energy.... why can we use it to calculate population size?

Can we? If we did, then if we have twice the energy it would mean we'd only have 1.41 times the number of people, and nature abhors a fraction.

If we look inside the heart of a dishonest man, do we see his atria and ventricles pumping at different tempos?

fo sho.

How did funkypool become so funky?

because 'funpool' sounded crap; funkypool sounds better.

why are roads black and not red or yellow or even blue??

Because the designers of roads had run out of all paint except black!

Why do we have different sides of a road? WHy not like a pavement when anyone can walk anywhere?

becasue the law makers got mixed up...it was ment to be the other way around (but indian law makers didnt get confused)

why are some roads charge a toll?

because the sea level is at a relative "high stand" because the majority of the glaciers had melted by about 10,000 BP and minor glacial melting has slowly continued (with occasional reversals) throughout recorded human history. The ancient shoreline of the last glacial period is now under approximately 390 feet (120 meters) of water. For this reason, most early civilization seaport cities are currently under water (this may be the historic origin of the biblical Noah story). Although there is debate among earth scientists whether we are currently experiencing a "high stand" it is generally accepted that the eustatic sea level is rising.

Why? in general like

Why not lol

Why ask why?