I'll start by saying a stupid question and then the person the replys to the question I asked also has to ask a stupid question and it goe's on.

so.

Q. Why do monkeys swing in trees?

because they need to eat the elephants durr

whys the sun bright?

Because it needs light to see the planets...


Why is water wet?

Cos if it was dry it would be... a towel!

Why is noise loud?

because sound waves are parallel to the fish in the air

whats the point of the news?

It makes us eat and gets our brains working!


Why cant we get younger instead of older?

because cars have 4 wheels.


how can lemons sing?

by dancing!

what makes the sky blue?

Because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light.


Why aren't blueberries blue?

Cos if they were they would be marbles

Why do the police arrest people?

cos there shoelaces r undone

why are tables loud?

because they have developed new voice boxes which enable them to sing opera without haveing a mouth to issue the sound out of

why do decorations look good?

Because they look better than cow poo

Why is 1 smaller than 2?

beacause 3 threatened 1!

why are football players made to wear tights? sorry i mean 'football socks!'

So you can tell them apart from... ballerinas?

Why does tea taste like tea?

Cos YOU have neglected I SPY for days and IM fuming cos of it! *Stamps*




Why cant we chew water?

Cos its too hard for our teeth....

Why does Why Mean Why when What could mean why whenever and noone would ask why, what is why

Lol I love this thread ! its made me chuckle already !

Because the taps would get annoyed and go on a rampage and take ova the worlddddd

Why do we have finger-nails?

HUH? lmao

Huh?

Whats so 'HUH' aabout that post ????