Because it is the same company as ronseal. If you read the pack of the tin it says this exact time. Surprised you got that actually.

Why do we call a dog a dog, a cat a cat and a fish a fish when we could call a dog a cat, a cat a fish, a fish a dog or even call a dog a fish, a cat a dog and a fish a cat?

hmm......a quote from 'aflumpapedia':

The human race has a strange behaviour of calling things of what they are. According to the worlds dumbest human, G.W.Bush, this is so he knows how to run the United States of America.

But according to the worlds smartest man, nicknamed 'aflumpire' and his associate; 'tansan' the real reason why things are called by their name on earth is to avoid any confusion in what the object or mass is

where the hell was aflumpapedia made?

hmm...question to hard??

lol

It was made in the brain of aflumpire and promulgated by Neville Chamberlain and his lunatic colleague Adolf Hitler in the 30's.

If Hitler were alive today would he be a display in a circus or a freak show?

a freaky magic show!!

if there was a bus, how many people are on it if is only me an 3 others??

4 would be, but 4 aren't, cos there is no bus cos you said "if there was a bus", meaning the bus is a past event. If you'd said "if there were a bus", then there would be no bus cos you'd be hypothetising the existence of a bus, but there are still no people on it

I am the most important person in the world. Who is the second most important person?

cloonewoman

how old is old?

Five years older than myself.
.'. I never get old.

If God and the devil had a baby, who would it be?

west89 in the outfit shown above. Creepy yet friendly.


How DOES windex get all the streaks off your window?

By farting. Obviously, duh! Look at the name!

John won Big Brother Celeb Hijack. Who is he?

a ginger guy from scotland

Who won the first ever Big Sister

Big Brother, when he revealed he had gender issues.

Nike has a checkmark for their logo, or as they call it, a swoosh. Why is this?

because when stitching this upon the their products they make people to it free hand so then all they can ever write is a swoosh so eventually they will take over the world!

Why do people say Y instead of Why??

because it is the symbol for chineese yen and china will rule the world some day so Y not??

why do men have nipples???

so there is some comparason to the female.

why doesnt money grow on trees?

As the trees demand that they have THEIR face on the front and back of every single currency note in the world...

Untill then, we have to print it...


How do you know when your invisible ink pen has run out?

Because you know it has a distinctive smell... if the smell aint there... the ink aint either.

Why did my son write an English Essay about a horse on stilts, which kicked him in the nipples? The horse is Borat's by the way...

Because He Had A Dream About A Talking Frog

Why is this laptop burning my knees as im typing this?

because the mouse in your generator wheel turned into satan and is frying your RAM.

Satan dislikes sheep, fences, and milkshakes

WHY?

Sheep are animals that cannot sin
Fences come from wood that comes from trees that cannot sin
Milkshakes come from cows that are animals that cannot sin
None of these things can be corrupted against the way of God, and therefore Satan despises them.

Is Tommy Valentine all he's cracked up to be?