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alex19933
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10:35 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
why not ask why hmmm why not
high_tops
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11:58 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
wheres your question mate lol
sm_rat
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12:28 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Under the carpet

Who swept it there to begin with?
high_tops
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14:55 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
was it you sm_rat??? own up i kno it was you??

why did you do it?
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16:19 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
iLL Do a question then

What does the satelite do in space when no one is watchng it?
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19:52 Sun 20 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
it looks into the window of the satelite's appartment across the street as it gets into the shower.

why did man make windows?
high_tops
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14:20 Mon 21 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
high_tops said:
was it you sm_rat??? own up i kno it was you??

why did you do it?


i believe thats a question

because then man would be able to calculate the proportion of material used to reflect light from one specific angle called the spangle!

Did sm_rat sweep it under the carpet??

Edited at 20:21 Mon 21/01/08 (GMT)
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15:09 Mon 21 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
of course he did! like all rats, always running away and sweeping things under other things.

why did we create carpets to sweep things under?
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17:58 Mon 21 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
because otherwise, the vaccumn industry would take over the world.

Why doesn't everybody just sweep it under their pet elephants?
high_tops
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14:13 Tue 22 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Mine ran away with the spoon so i cant

why did my elephant run away with the spoon??
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15:46 Tue 22 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
because he was hungry for Jimmy DeanTM Sausage.
Unfortuantely, he's allergic to meats. And he grew a giant hair out of his trunk, which spouted little broom-like hairs. High_tops snapped these off and made a fortune in the Organic Broom business.

How many people did high_tops sell his Organic Broom to?
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16:31 Tue 22 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
only me.

why did i buy it?
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19:11 Tue 22 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
because you want to use it to beat yourself up with for buying it.

How many bruises does aflumpire have on his elbow from the Organic Broom??


lol thought I said Orlando Bloom.
clooneman
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21:35 Tue 22 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
None, but he was drenched by a litre of fuel belonging to Peter O'Toole!

Do bats have a comic book character called Manbat and his boy wonder called Dog?

Edited at 03:37 Wed 23/01/08 (GMT)
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17:08 Wed 23 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Yes! It was a bestseller, but deliveries were hijacked by jealous owls and rodents of various sizes.

Why didn't Clooneman continue with the Organic broom joke?
clooneman
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17:18 Wed 23 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Cos it was late and I wanted to think of something simple to send RTH to page deux.

I'm hungry. Am I dying?
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17:24 Wed 23 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Yes. Without food you will die unless you eat in which case you will continue to survive for a certain period of time. This period of time is determined by how many amino acids are in the turkey leg that you eat. If you dont have a turkey leg, you will crave one. If you don't satisfy the craving for turkey leg, you will be hungry no matter what else you eat. This will lead to your inevitable obesity and having to ride in a wheelchair because you can't stand. You will then run over five orphans and one kid who nobody likes because you saw free food on the other side of a playground. The parents of the orphans will then claim twenty bajillion dollars from you, and you will agree to become a fat lazy hobo that licks your lips every two to three days. Your wheelchair will be replaced with a rabid moose, and you will charge through the streets of Manhattan shouting "GIVE ME MY BLEEPING CASHEWS!" And then you will get your bleeping cashews and inherit money and move to bermuda. END
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17:24 Wed 23 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
no room for a question hmm.

Why didn't clooneman satisfy his craving?


PINKYLOO OWES ME NUTS.

Edited at 23:25 Wed 23/01/08 (GMT)
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21:12 Thu 24 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
Because he was busy watching paint dry.

How long does it take for white dulux paint to dry?
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00:28 Fri 25 Jan 08 (GMT)  [Link]  
174 mins and 35 seconds.

why does Dulux dry in that exact time??
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