No it's a warning as in the summer if you leave then open you will be exposed to a sting. It's like the do not eat this label inside shoes, someone must have eaten it. I know a man who tried to use his flies to fly, it worked because he is in heaven now.

Why are men called men and women called women?

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because men originated from the italian made up word which was said like meku so they thought hmmmm... yes....this sounds good however we will shorten it!
and the men thought that they they would make the woman more complicated (and didnt we cop for that one!!!) so added wo at the beginning.

what is a key?

a radioactive feline-like horseshoe with powers far exceeding the largest dragonfly who rules the planet pluto...

What is karma?

Nooo... If one flower is in a field at night, it is there in the daytime??



It is motorised vehicle, son.

If a strong verb is put into a paradigm with a load of weak verbs, will the strong verb survive?

Not a chance. The radiation from the weak verbs will mutate the strong verb into a curious life form also known as a snooker player.

Why did King Kong like heights so much?

Because he hated hieghts ...

Wy havnt scientists invented flying cars yet ?
The invented planes !!

They have. A plan is a type of car, like a 4x4 or a hatchback.

Has ruddan just woken up?

tomato

why am i not asleep?

because you have tomato poinsoning...causes sleep deprivation when u eat a rotten tomatto.'

why am i wearing a blue shirt?

If its because my spelling west89 then,the awnser is no, its my keyboard, keeps missing out letters from time to tim and i cant b boteredto go back and change them

Wickd evil keboard...

If U and I have a fight, will they have to sepatare them to different parts of the keyboard?

Sepatare, lol...

so why am i wearing a blue shirt??

lol

Because you clicked the paint tool on it when it was set to 0, 0, 255.

If U and I have a fight, will they have to be separated to different parts of the keyboard?

thats why were not on the keyboard cloone were human beings

why are fight asscoiated with smelly stench

stench with sweat is what makes us ugly after a fight.

why did man create CAPS LOCK if no one like others to use them?

The first keyboard was created by a man who wanted to blow up the world and in one button he locked all his missles onto capital cities around the world. Eventually, he was killed and the computer was found by a Mr Gates. He sold it to another Mr Gates through a drive through window at Burger King so that he could further his music career. Then Mr Gates went on and reproduced this computer as did the other with his CD colection. Now the keyboard is an exact replica which has sold millions around the world while Mr Gates is still waiting to sell hundreds of records. He decided to give up and is instead trying to skate on television with his ice skates called Vistas. He again sold this idea to Mr Gates as a name for his new computer and helped design the buttons ctrl, alt gr, pg up, etc. Then he realised he was making the whole stammer thing up and named the rest of the buttons home, pause and break. Both Mr and Mr Gates are living happily ever after.

Are radiators nuclear?

of course not. Radiators are radiators.


Roger Federer has won $38 000 000 US in carrer prize money (YES!! 38 MILLION!!!)

how much will he give you in inherantence?

dont forget his cow either!

Does not matter to me because in England we cannot use dollars. If you are starving in central London, you would rather have £20 than $100. Although I would hope for some washing powder to get my whites dazzling like his. He could not give you his cow because if he dies he has no rights over her because she will be widowed.

Is Tom really a thumb?