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09:00 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because there's a badger playing the bongo and 37 squirrels salsa dancing outside your window and its captivating, duuuuuuh
Why doesnt a lava lamp have REAL lava
Why doesnt a lava lamp have REAL lava
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09:04 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
because the lava would melt the glass and burn your carpet then set your house on fire and you would have too escape from a marauding tide of hot molten lava
Why cant you have patio doors on a computer as well as windows?
Hang on.... was mine a sensible answer? d-oh lol
Edited at 15:05 Mon 7/01/08 (GMT)
Why cant you have patio doors on a computer as well as windows?
Hang on.... was mine a sensible answer? d-oh lol
Edited at 15:05 Mon 7/01/08 (GMT)
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09:58 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
That's because the Elfs in your computer suffer from Anemophobia, fear of Air... So while they are more than happy to view the world via the windows, there would be no logical reason to have a door for them... Poor little guys
How do they get the figs in the fig-rolls?
How do they get the figs in the fig-rolls?
11:46 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
because the figs arent really figs... they are a microscopic sea urchin which has to live by flapping its tenticles and hugging the next sea urchin... althought groupoed together they make a tasty snack
what is the point of electricity??
what is the point of electricity??
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16:44 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
To Produce More Bananas..
Why do pple get angry?
Why do pple get angry?
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16:46 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
too exercise your heart and brain
why cant you see sound
why cant you see sound
16:48 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Cos we see with eyes not ears !
Why isnt day night?
Why isnt day night?
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16:50 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
cos night is day
why is the sky blue and grass is green?
why is the sky blue and grass is green?
16:53 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Cos Boxing rings arent Round!
Why is the word why like a Y ?
Why is the word why like a Y ?
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16:54 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Y ask me? same reason why the world is flat i guess
why is a W like that and not uu?
why is a W like that and not uu?
16:56 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Cos Oranges are Orange!
Why are what and watt spelt diff?
Why are what and watt spelt diff?
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17:00 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
wat?
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what does chalk and cheese have in common??
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what does chalk and cheese have in common??
17:04 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
They Both start with CH!
Why is a pickle a pickle?
Why is a pickle a pickle?
23:04 Mon 7 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Cos if it wasn't it would be a caravan
When is a dog not a dog?
When is a dog not a dog?
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07:49 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
I don't understand, my dog's a walrus
Why do they call them boxer shorts?
Why do they call them boxer shorts?
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09:41 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because the name Boxing Shirts were already taken !
Why does water come from taps?
Why does water come from taps?
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09:48 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because my ostrich chewed my tap-dancing shoes and now i have a hole in them...
Why don't I have a third nipple?
Why don't I have a third nipple?
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09:49 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because your second one got hungry.
Why are nipples green?
Why are nipples green?
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09:50 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because when you tap dance, you sweat a lot.
Why am I thinking so hard to come up with a stupid question?
Why am I thinking so hard to come up with a stupid question?
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09:52 Tue 8 Jan 08 (GMT) [Link]
Because your IQ is the same number as ur pic
Why do we have hair?
Why do we have hair?
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