Because if we didn't we would have to use head polish every day to make sure that it looks nice and shiny.

EDIT: Why is a computer mouse called a mouse?

Edited at 16:15 Tue 8/01/08 (GMT)

so my cat can carry it off as a prize.

Why does Google have rainbow letters?

because the colours attract the satelites which can now take better images for google earth!

why are bands rock bands and not stone bands?

Because the Stone Age is over, man! This is the Rock Age! The age of Rocky Balboa! And Rock Hudson! And Kid Rock! Come and Rock me, Amadeus!!!

If people don't like classical music nowadays, was there a music genre back in the golden age of classical that people thought was rubbish?

pmsl!

No there wasnt because in the golden age of classical music nobody disliked it they all got made to like it by Rocky Balboa's grandparents!

Why go they have adverts on the forums?

Edited at 20:50 Wed 9/01/08 (GMT)

They all got made to like it by Rocky Balboa's grandparents? But they had no means or recording sound, so that means... the orchestras played in the room during the act! LOL

Adverts on forums? Cos the advert companies put a gun to nick's head unless he let them advertise (and also free ranking points).

If Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis had married, would all their children have been called Paris?

No they would name one norbert, because according to the heat magazine, thats her favourite name.
But yes, the rest wuda been caled Paris

Why does nearly every other country have to speak a different language than us......WHATS THE POINT !?

It to make it more fun when we are drunk and surrounded by other nations. Except for German, thats just to scare us.

Why has the logo still got a Christmas hat on still. Is it really a Christmas tree?

Now you've gone and done it, the hat's gone

Why eat turkey on christmas?

Because leaf's are green.

What is fire?

The leader of the DMC. (Death to Marshmellows Cult)

Why can you raed tihs esaliy eevn touhgh smoe of the ltteres are mxied up?

Cos the order of the letters is close to the original, and despite the other thread which states that once the first and last letter are in place it'll be no problem, I'm trying to disporove that point; the original example there had in some cases just one letter out of place, i.e. sentence -> setnence.

That answer is too clever for funkypool and especially the stupid question/answer thread. We need a question from you at least.

Sorry I didn't see that thread.

Edited at 04:26 Fri 11/01/08 (GMT)

Sorry, good point... Let's see then, a question.

If won flour is in a feeled at knight, is it they're in the date-I'm?

hang on...translation: if one flower is in a field at night, it is they are in the date I am??

um.....its the 11th of January today!
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why does the day only have 24 hours?

oh wow..i jsut reliesed. 500 insightful, unpointless posts by the umpire

Edited at 10:23 Fri 11/01/08 (GMT)

because the sun decided that it would shoot fireballs at us unless we slept when and where it wanted us all to do!!!

Is god a man?

No he is a backwards dog who everyone loves because he doesn't bark, he krab's instead. It's referred to as speaking in tongues in the bible.

Do microwave's actually wave?

yes! have you not noticed the hands waving like mad trying to get your attention all the time! you need to pay more attention to your microwave west

are microchips edible?

only if you bake them at gas mark 25 for 1 minute under the grill, then set the microwave on de frost

why are zips on your trousers called flies, when they dont fly