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11:41 Fri 22 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
Lmao at that, tickled me!
stellaman said:
Paddy is in Jail, the warder looks in his cell and sees paddy hanging by his feet.
The warder says, what the heck are you doing??
Trying to hang myself, said paddy!
He said your the wrong way up, the rope should be aroud your neck!!
Paddy said i tried that, but i couldn't breathe!
The warder says, what the heck are you doing??
Trying to hang myself, said paddy!
He said your the wrong way up, the rope should be aroud your neck!!
Paddy said i tried that, but i couldn't breathe!
Lmao at that, tickled me!
01:30 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
Stell ~ JOKES JOKES JOKES Sum lil ones bab
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02:07 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were 4 for a £1. The nuns said okay.
The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them.
A nun answered back, "Well, we could alway eat one."
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were 4 for a £1. The nuns said okay.
The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them.
A nun answered back, "Well, we could alway eat one."
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02:08 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you
know how to drive this thing?"
know how to drive this thing?"
02:08 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
LMAOOOOOOOOO Love it keep them coming bab hahahahaha
09:34 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
i would post a joke but i dont know any good ones lol
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10:43 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed
a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune
for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he
does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do
you think was bidding against you?"
POLLY WANNA CRACKER LMAOOOOOOO
a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune
for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he
does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do
you think was bidding against you?"
POLLY WANNA CRACKER LMAOOOOOOO
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10:47 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Eveybody can roast beef.
Eveybody can roast beef.
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10:49 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"Popeye beat the crap out of him!"
"Popeye beat the crap out of him!"
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10:51 Wed 27 Feb 08 (GMT) [Link]
One blonde to another...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No. Who wrote it?
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No. Who wrote it?
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08:46 Sat 1 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at
low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions
to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the
anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."
The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions
to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the
anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."
The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
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08:57 Sat 1 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
Coincidence on 34th Street.
Coincidence on 34th Street.
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12:22 Sat 1 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
That's MEAN!
stellaman said:
One blonde to another...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No. Who wrote it?
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No. Who wrote it?
That's MEAN!
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19:16 Sat 1 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
Hey guess what.............
my dyslexic mate texted me that he now worships the devil
he said he has sold his soul too santa
my dyslexic mate texted me that he now worships the devil
he said he has sold his soul too santa
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07:57 Sun 2 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
LMAO @ that, it reminds of my dyslexic mate who went to a Toga party dressed as a Goat !!
09:31 Sun 2 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
Ok on that note
A Dyslexic walks into a bra...
A Dyslexic walks into a bra...
11:36 Sun 2 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
"Doctor Doctor! I think I've got a hereditary disease!"
"Wow thats awful, sit down and tell me what it is."
"Well...I got diarrhea!"
"Thats not a hereditary disease..."
"No? Its in me jeans..." (genes)
Its better when said out loud
"Wow thats awful, sit down and tell me what it is."
"Well...I got diarrhea!"
"Thats not a hereditary disease..."
"No? Its in me jeans..." (genes)
Its better when said out loud
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00:01 Thu 6 Mar 08 (GMT) [Link]
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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