Hiya starting this one up as well, with a classic from the last thread, and i know Ste hasnt seen it yet !!

~ Stella~

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.




Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.





"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"




"Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




Here's a link to the first 'Good Jokes Only' thread: http://www.funkypool.com/viewTopic.do?topicid=6683&page=1

Edited by forum moderator pool_life, at 14:12 Thu 2/08/07 (BST)

haha nice 1 mate

LMFAO hahahahah!


That cracked me up that stell...brilliant!

THAT THE BROOM ONE STE!!


Lmfaooooooooooo I love it!

haha its mint that 'un

I did this on last thread but want it on this one too...


How do you make a sausage roll?

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Push it.

OMFG Pmsllllllllllllllllllll Id forgot that one!

LMAO i have one but its not for the forums hun, tell ya later ok? LOL

what did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look i'm changing

Hehe

LMFAO!

what's yellow and smells like banana's?



Monkey Sick

EW! lol

I have one but i think it may be too naughty

Put it on so i can read it then delete it haha

yeah go on 30_01_90 u could just edit it or mod will!

There's an Englishman, a Welshman and a West Indian standing outside a maternity ward, each waiting for his wife to give birth. The nurse comes out and tells them that there's been an unfortunate mix-up, and asks if the fathers would like to go in and identify their babies.

The Welshman goes in first and comes back out holding a black baby. "Are you out of your mind?", asks the West Indian. "That's quite clearly my child."
"Ah yes, I see what you're saying mun," says the Welshman "But one of the other two is English and I don't want to take the risk."






woooooooooo lol

LMFAOOOOOOOOO at that.....How true

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,
he was really having a difficult time. The kite was
swinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe as
stable, so his wife sticks her head out the door and
says, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail."

Ralph replies "Make up your goddamn mind, last night
you told me to go fly a kite!"

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLL Go wifey!

pmsl @ matty joke

It isn't nice to make fun of moderators and administrators.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 03:08 Wed 8/08/07 (BST)