What did the Spaniard say to his Chicken ??

"Oh Lay"

Italian Knock Knock Joke

"Knock Knock"

"Who's There"

"Bella"

"Bella Who"

"Bella no Ringa, thatsa why I Knocka"




pmfsllllll

PMSL I'm laughing so much im crying

I brought a book about hair loss the other day, and all the pages fell out!


Little johnny was in the bathtub with his mother and he says "mummy whats that there (looking at her private parts) and the mother replies "its nothing dear, it's just where ive been hit with an axe.

What's white, sticky and smells of fish?









A sticky white fish.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! @ Them

What do you call Spiders that have just got married?

Newly-Webs




Edited at 09:59 Thu 9/08/07 (BST)

PMFSL...did you make that one up??? HA HA HA

Whats the difference between PMT & BSE ???

One attacks the cows brain and sends it bllody mental.

And the other is an agricultural problem !!!

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OMFG !!!



I AM PMFSL.......hahahha




Oh *tuts* Ur terrible !




















LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO

Good one stell

Edited by forum moderator lorrie, at 00:20 Fri 24/08/07 (BST)

pmsl thats good

Edited by forum moderator lorrie, at 00:21 Fri 24/08/07 (BST)

LMFAO @ them!

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a
policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

HA ive heard the one....good one bab

EPIC joke!!!

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year!

A couple decided to tighten their belts,
she says
"You are spending £16 a week on 24 Cans of Beer, That has got to stop!!".

A week later he says "You are spending £28 a week on make up "That has got to stop!".

"hang on" She said "That is to make me attractive and beautiful for You"

He Said "FFS, That's what the bloody beer was for !!".

LMAOOOO