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but you may regret this.....

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."

Edited at 17:00 Mon 20/08/07 (BST)

Pmsl i still chuckle at that one ya told me yesterday lol

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur @ That one PMSL


A Couple are in an Art Gallery and they come across a picture of a naked woman with just a Leaf covering her privates.
The Wife looks at it and moves on, but the husband keeps gazing at it..
"What are you waiting for"? She asks eventually
"Autmn" Came the reply!






Edited at 17:57 Mon 20/08/07 (BST)

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

OH! Ewwwwwwwwwwww Lol

OMGGGGGG

*Gag*

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Katie ^^^^^^^

grossssss!!!!! lol eww

LMFAO!!!

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ THEM HAHAHAHAHAH

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.?

The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?

Omg, LMAOOOO

That's terrible

Whats a Zebra ???

26 sizes bigger than an "A" Bra

OH YES......this is the one !!! PMFSLLLL @ This...

2 Parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other........

"Can you smell fish"

P M F S L @ THAT

Q: How does a lion like his Steak?

A: medium ROAR

How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant ??

Marry it !

LMFAOOO At all of those!