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Q: Whats White and fluffy, and swings through the trees ?
A: A meringue Utan
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A: A meringue Utan
Edited at 10:58 Mon 27/08/07 (BST)
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Pmsl @ that!!
stellaman said:
How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant ??
Marry it !
Marry it !
Pmsl @ that!!
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12:01 Tue 4 Sep 07 (BST) [Link]
Nothing wrong with Page three
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PAGE THREE!
Nothing wrong with Page three
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Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men
A: It changes your blood group
A: It changes your blood group
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I Love this...........
Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
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LMAO
stellaman said:
Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men
A: It changes your blood group
A: It changes your blood group
LMAO
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Why do women get married in white?
So the dishwasher matches the cooker and the fridge!
So the dishwasher matches the cooker and the fridge!
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Justsumgiirl (Paula) wanted to be an accountant, so she went for an aptitude test.
Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Paula: Six.
Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paula : I've already got one Wabbit at home!
Edited at 19:05 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)
Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Paula: Six.
Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paula : I've already got one Wabbit at home!
Edited at 19:05 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)
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I was in the cemetary the other day, and i saw 4 men carrying a coffin.
3 Hours later, I saw the same 4 men carrying the same coffin !!
I thought to myself, " They've lost the bloody plot" !
3 Hours later, I saw the same 4 men carrying the same coffin !!
I thought to myself, " They've lost the bloody plot" !
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PMFSL
stellaman said:
Justsumgiirl (Paula) wanted to be an accountant, so she went for an aptitude test.
Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Paula: Six.
Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paula : I've already got one Wabbit at home!
Edited at 19:05 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)
Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Paula: Six.
Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paula: Seven!
Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paula : I've already got one Wabbit at home!
Edited at 19:05 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)
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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and
playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree,
but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. "That's strange," said the fox.
"Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest tree." "Listen,
bud," replied the boy squirrel. "Did you ever try to climb a tree when you
were in love?"
playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree,
but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. "That's strange," said the fox.
"Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest tree." "Listen,
bud," replied the boy squirrel. "Did you ever try to climb a tree when you
were in love?"
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