It's not a joke, but i thought this was pretty funny...

The birds and bees in a cy.ber world?so just HOW are children born?


A little boy goes to his father and asks: ?Daddy, how was I born??

The father answers: ?Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cy.ber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got a Male!

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I LOVE THAT LOU

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, love it!!

lmao great

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A Monkey eating cherries.




Keep it family friendly, please!

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 19:04 Wed 26/09/07 (BST)

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after
three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labour!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

LMAOOO at the last one!!

HAHAHA Go baby *HUGS* Luv them

Haha this one made me laugh...

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

LMAO Loo Lou

WARNING!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on young men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman
comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing
this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find
them on Sunday.

Lmao @ that!!

Ooh i have another one:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

Edited at 11:04 Fri 28/09/07 (BST)

LMAO ~ Thanks for bringing this thread back to life Loo Lou xxx

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.

The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him"?

The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

The man says, "And the Viagra"?

"Keeps him from falling out of bed."

Edited at 12:47 Fri 28/09/07 (BST)

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that"?

The man says, "Goaaaall, I'm ahead, One Nil"


A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that"?

She replies, "Goaaall, scores are tied."

The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work another one up. He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that2? He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."

Edited at 12:46 Fri 28/09/07 (BST)

Ewwww at that last one ffs that's minging lmao

Grosssssssss

Not before I read it first! Yeah! Power to the people!!!

Sorry Katie !! *slaps wrist* Jeeees I never know where i stand with you !!!? *tuts*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO