lol groans but good

That's Shocking PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL

When should you care for a woman's company?

When She owns it.















*runs from Paula, Katie & Loo Lou*

LoL

*coughs*.. ermm.. Im female!! well last time i checked anyway! lol

Edited at 16:27 Fri 12/10/07 (BST)

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'

lmaoooooooooo !!

Of course the typical male would not have fallen for that old chestnut !!

An American Tycoon, Japanese Tycoon and an Irish Man are all in a Sauna. Suddenly theres a bing and the American looks at the other 2 and says, "don't worry it's my pager, i got a microchip in my arm." A few moments later theres a ringing noise and the Japanese guy starts talking to his hand. When he's finished he looks at the other 2 and says "i have a micro-phone implanted in my hand" The irish guys is now feeling a inadequate so he goes of to the toilet. When he comes back in to the sauna the others look at him strangely as he had some toilet paper hanging from his backside. Looking back at the other 2 the irish guy says " don't worry I'm receiving a fax"

Lmao!

PMSLLLL @ that!!

HAHAHAHAHA Joey!

lmaooooooooo (whoooooooooops) chuckle

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

PMSLLLLLLLL

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Eveybody can roast beef.

i anticipate a telling off here but this made me giggle,




If you knew it would be removed, why bother posting it? Please remember to keep the jokes clean.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 18:40 Tue 16/10/07 (BST)

Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are usually taken, so occasionally when no one is looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one!

thats quality stella!

surprised thats still there- other jokes have been removed for far less- still pretty funny tho



Post edited due to a quote.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 18:40 Tue 16/10/07 (BST)

a monk ran into a room full of the other practicing monks and he showed them previous versions of their holy bible which had been copied up, they noticed oddly that when they were told to be celebate some drunk monk had forgot the R!!!

so keep celebRating all!

Eh? don't get it