ARGHHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ THAT

lmao i heard a dirtier version of that b4 steve

i was keepin it clean for the forum lol

I got mine removed

Edited at 06:15 Sun 28/10/07 (GMT)

A man is driving down a country road in Ireland when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."

LMAO!!!!!!!!

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in
sideways.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks."
The other said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued and were still arguing when the train hit them.

LMAOOOOO!!

:-O

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water
cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria
said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked
me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?"

"Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then
use any excuse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your
dress and you'll have fantastic s*x!"

"What should I do?" asked Gloria.

Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."

or buy a new dress from oxfam

lmao keep em comin stella

There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car pulls her over and explains to the lady she is going 22 mph.

She said 'I know, isn't that the speed limit? The officer said, 'No, this is interstate 22'.

The police officer looks in the back seat and there are three children looking quite ill. He asks her if they need help and she explains,

'No, we just left interstate 119

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Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow

me to take leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he would tell me to take a few days

off.



So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.



My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so

that the boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.



A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and

asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"



I told him I was a light bulb.



He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and

recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...



When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked

her,"..And where do you think you're going....

She said, "I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark!

Hahahahaha

LMAO! hahaha

This made me giggle!

Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.

hahahahaha

There have been traces of foot and mouth in Scotland, They hope to find the rest of Colin McRae before the weeks out.


Yes its old