Thats bad mate !!

Made me laugh...

Awwwwww how cute.......

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown
had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted her daughter, "but three girls helped me
catch him.

A builder is talking to a woman. He then takes off his shirt. Very nice says the Woman. The builder then says, 'Thounsand pounds worth of dynamite baby.'

He then takes off his trousers to be only wearing shorts. Once again the Woman says, 'Very Nice.' The builder replies, 'Thousand pounds worth of dynamite baby.'

He then takes off the shorts to be now naked. The woman then runs away. The builder chases her and asks her, 'Why did you run?' The woman replies, 'All that dynamite with such a short fuse.'

lol

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My mate just sent me this.........

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge
display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French:
37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in
plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.

Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found
that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

If you dont play the game you wont get the joke, but i found that hilarious

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Edited at 13:45 Sun 4/11/07 (GMT)

Lol, that's a good one stell.

Please remember that this is a family site! Keep the jokes clean, everyone.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 00:41 Tue 6/11/07 (GMT)

Just a general reminder that any jokes that may offend others will be removed from now on.

Cheers.

Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who offers a ten pound note for it. Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 pound. The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."
To which the horse replies, "At nine pounds a pint, I'm not surprised!"

lol!! hehe always makes me laugh u stell

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

After her outburst on GMTV, a psychologist has denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul McCartney has phoned in saying, a couple of beer mats under the left leg, normally does the trick.



Edited at 16:03 Sat 10/11/07 (GMT)

saw it coming lol

Story of your life mate :P JK

A man walks into the doctors and says:

"Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth!"

The doctor says:

"Well, you need a psychiatrist then"

"I was on my way, but I saw your light on!"







Hehe!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree

cos it was dead

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree

cos it was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Cos he thought it was a game

What do you get hanging from a tree?




sore arms