Not so much an outright joke then a humorous invitation to drink?

HAHAHA!!!! LOVE IT!!!

This aint a Joke, but i thought it was funny lol..

To get the full effect it should be read aloud. (You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.)

Room Service (RmSv): Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.

RmSv: Rye...Roon sirbees...morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
Guest: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RmSv: Ow July den?
Guest: What??

RmSv: Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?
Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RmSv: Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
Guest: Crisp will be fine.

RmSv: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
Guest: What?

RmSv: An toes. July Sahn toes?
Guest: I don't think so.

RmSv: No? Judo wan sahn toes??
Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.

RmSv: Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?

Cont..

Guest: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RmSv: We bodder?
Guest: No...just put the bodder on the side.

RmSv: Wad?
Guest: I mean butter... just put it on the side.

RmSv: Copy?

Guest: Excuse me?
RmSv: Copy...tea...meel?

Guest: Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.
RmSv: One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye?

Guest: Whatever you say.
RmSv: Tenjewberrymuds.

Guest: You're very welcome.

I think they found a job in a call centre in Pune lol

the girl had one eye, and one leg, i called her IHOP

What D'ya call a fish with no eyes?























FSH !!




Pmslllllllll @ me

Hahaha, that is brilliant! Had no idea what it might have meant at the start, but it was second nature by the time I got to the bottom, I love it.

unfortunetly all my jokes are too dirty for funky pool i only know 1 clean joke or joke that doesnt involve a minority and that is.,..

what do you call a woman with 1 leg?

Ilene

We demand dirty jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN PM NOT HERE! Or it will get capped!

Loony behave ya self will ya HAHAH


What d'ya call a bear with no ears?

Anything, it cant hear ya


LMAO!

i know lots and lots of dirty joks :)

what did 50 cent say when he got a knitted jumper from his nan for christmas??

Gee-U-Knit??!!!

Not so much a joke but very funny and TRUE as well !!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have
gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

LMAO!

Lmao at the last one

Paddy was shocked to find out all the cows on his farm, were found to have Bluetoungue..!!

"Be jeesus" he cried out "I didn't even know they had mobiles"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 Nuns driving in a car through the back lanes of Romania ( it's not that bad , hear me out ).
Count Dracula jumps on top of the car roof and starts attacking them both .
The 1st Nun says to the second Nun , " Quick ! , Roll down your window and show him your cross ! ".

The second Nun then rolls down her window and yells at the top of her voice , " Get the hell of my car you bloodsucking maggot ! ".



Edited at 16:02 Sat 27/10/07 (BST)