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It implied a certain idea and this is a family site. Twas a good joke though.

It certainly was, some people quite clearly just like to ruin other peoples fun and enjoyment.

Talking about hitler; this site is good

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=117960

"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife
told her husband.

"How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?"

"Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over
here this morning and beat the crap out of our cats . . ."

Oi !! Katie does not have a moustache ok....its oil from the garage!!

Lmao! Stell gimme more jokes babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Two men sat on a Park bench.

One said to the other..

"Nice out today isn't it"

The other one said..

"Yes, but put it away there's someone coming" !!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Two Nuns sat on a park bench...and a streaker ran past them.

One had a stroke...but the other couldn't quite reach !

Jeremy Beadle has just been cremated... You've been flamed!



*I don't care if its too early or whatnot, I laughed*

xx

Edited at 15:11 Mon 4/02/08 (GMT)

When the powerful king found his throne missing the next
day, he ordered HIS army to kidnap the other king's count and force
him to tell where the throne was being hid. The session went as
follows:

king: Where is the throne?
count: I cannot tell you.
king: Then I will have you killed! Executioner, cut off his
head!
count: (as the axe is swinging down...)
Ok! I will tell you!
THWACK!!!

Moral: don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Because they all have phones.

Elsie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to
a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement
in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of £1 per
insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's £20 and to hell
with the advertisement!"

stellaman, you don't have to change your name to protect yourself..

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters
will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

LMAOOOOO

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here's that $20 I owe you," he says.



Edited at 20:03 Tue 5/02/08 (GMT)

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in poo up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with poo up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with watery poo up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"