I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Heh.

:O


That's bad lol.

what happened to your face!?

looks like you saw aflumpire in real life. :)

Paddy is in Jail, the warder looks in his cell and sees paddy hanging by his feet.

The warder says, what the heck are you doing??

Trying to hang myself, said paddy!

He said your the wrong way up, the rope should be aroud your neck!!

Paddy said i tried that, but i couldn't breathe!

OH LMAOOOOOOOOO @ THAT BAB

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down
next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he
asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder
than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home,
wouldn't you say?"

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their wives,
while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over
your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife
came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they
asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a
man'."

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean? $300?"

lmaoooo they are really good guys, keep em coming!

No need for those kinds of jokes here! Please be tasteful. Thanks.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 14:10 Thu 14/02/08 (GMT)

send me that joke gav

Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
... They had left no tern unstoned.

lmao

Post removed by forum moderator

lmao- keep posting stell tho that could get removed lol

It wont!



LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The
doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's
three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did
you get that?"

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Sorry for the distasteful joke... didnt think about the rules haha!