Little one for Paula (sts)

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

LMAOOOO

Why is a Kodak Camera like a...............


Stell you ask 'em

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH NOOOOOOOOOO Katie will ban me

Oh ok then bab, gizza nuther one then

Did you know the man that wrote the Hokey Cokey died last week.....the preperations for his funeral were going fine,until they went to lay him in his coffin, they put his left leg in..........you can guess the rest

LMAO am sure Stells sed that one before tho..


Tids, get him to send ya the kodak one..i pmsl @ it

will do

Little boy crying in a supermarket.

A man comes up to him and says "Are you lost"?

The little boy said "Yes".

The man said "what's your Mummy like"?

The boy said "Handsome Men and Bacardi Breezers" !!

LMAOOOOOOOO

HA!


Fella goes into a pub and orders a Pint, half of which he drinks and the other half he pours over his hand.
He goes back the bar and orders another pint, sits down, and again, drinks half and pours half on his hand.

After curiously watching him do this for a 3rd and 4th time, the barman cant resist and asks the man why on earth he pours half on his hand..

"oh" Says the man..!Am tring to get my date drunk"






LMAOOOOOOOO *sings to AL..its just you and Ur hand Tonight!"

OMG pmsl

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Here's another one yh.....

Paddy is piloting a flight into Heathrow..

Plane's in trouble, so he calls the control tower.

He says "Help..Easter Sunday" "Pancake Tuesday" "Boxing Day"......Voice comes back saying.........Paddy the word your looking for is Bloody MAYDAY

One evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn the light off, when he asked with a little tremor in his voice.

"Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother gave him a reassuring hug, and said.

"I can't dear i have to sleep in Daddy's room"

A long silence was broken by at last by his shaky voice.......

"The Big Sissy"

send me the kodak one

and me

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.

haha

An elderly man is on his death bed and although he can feel the end is fast approaching, he is aroused by a wonderful aroma.
He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite cakes.
He finds the strength to drag his almost lifeless body down to the kitchen, and as his frail, withered hand reaches up to the table, he suddenly gets a whack on the back of his hand with a wooden spoon.
His wife shouts...
"Get your hands off, these are for you funeral"

OMG AWWWWWWWWWWWW LMAOOOOO

Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?

She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were
forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,
I'm going to the police!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check
in my pocket."
"Oh really" she said."then you must have some job,
because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."