OH NO SHES BACK ON POEMS!

LMAOOOOOOOOO I luv ur poems Jill cos they are crap and they make me laugh (FOR REAL i Laff)


More from you please

Slipped again to page three
Come on guys do a poem for me
Long or short im sure you'll find
Doing poems stimulates your mind!!






Oi you! Gizza poem

Hello its tids
im here for a ditty
i cant open jam lids
i feel such a twitty

i love my jam
my marmalade too
you cant beat fried spam
what about you?

I love it on toast
or just a barm
what you love the most though
is my infectious charm

im wandering of course
and making no sense
but have no remorse
im just acting dense





Ooooooh YESSSSSSSSSS the tids is back

Morning, evening and goodnight!
I hope to god i got that right!
I sit on the computer with nothin to do
Except play a geeks game, i use pikachu.

I eat my slice of toast,
light brown, don't mean to boast.
I'll stop this litle poem now.
I'll turn to my audience n take a bow.

Ewwwwwww toast!!!



Good poem Dave, lol!

i see *taps foot* mine not good enough then?

*drums fingers on table*

humph....goes in a strop

Bullet For My Valentine (My Fav Band)

This is a poem about BFMV
The greatest Welsh metal band for me.
They have great songs like Take It Out On Me,
7 Days and Forever And Always. Thats Only 3.

Although they have 2 albums and 3 EP's
They also have a really good DVD.
On the new album, Scream, Aim, Fire,
They Pinch Quads on the Bullet TV Part.
Why couldnt they be up for hire?
The idea wasnt very smart...

BFMV are the best band in Wales
Hopefully you see this, and listen to my tales...




No drug references please.

Edited by forum moderator mr_mcquiston, at 14:37 Thu 6/03/08 (GMT)

All well and good but that was a double standard there and maybe it would be best not to include a poem with drug use references in it, after all there are young kids that use this site.
Common sense should pervail in this instance im sure there are other words that rhyme with Lot ie Hot

Edited at 09:17 Thu 6/03/08 (GMT)

Come on you lot
Lets keep it hot,
Otherwise paula,
Will blow her top







woooooooooo there you go paula lmao

Move Over

Of course im a very patient driver
But your car is rather slow
And always seems to want to stop
When i just want to go

Of course i'm not an aggressive driver
And i dont want you to dash
It's just that theres an electrics fault
That makes my headlights flash

Of course im a forgiving driver but
You forgot to indicate
And Im only trying to help you when
I hoot and gesticulate

Of course im a torlent driver
Im not saying your a hog
I only drive this close because
I like your nodding dog

Of course im a law-abiding driver
Im not the criminal sort
And now I really must get on
Im rather late for court

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Great stuff keep them coming(STS)

Back on 1 woooooooooooohoooooooo

Biking

out on the road
just me and my bike
do i need an extra load?
go take a hike

just man and machine
in perfect harmony
im too fast to be seen
im buzzing like a bee

through the twists and turns
and through the apex
the gearbox churns
as my wrist it will flex

in my sight i see a car
its a mile ahead
which isnt that far
ill soon be past him,leaving him for dead

i pull into a layby to have a brew
and on my visor is a fly
and wipe it off and say screw you

after a bit, im off again
burning rubber,
as fast as a high speed train

nowts gonna stop me
as i rake up the miles
ive full of glee
and loads of smiles

WOO WOO SIMON!


Ride like the wind

Where are you all, you poets online
Give us sum poems, ditties, or Ryhme
Just one or two lines to keep this thread
From slipping outta sight and ending up dead

They make me smile when reading through
The words thats been composed by you
It dont really matter if its good or bad
Or even if your poem is happy or sad

Just lets keep it going a lil while longer
The more you post this thread gets stronger
Take it back to when it was top of the page
When Ste, Swing, and Squeezy were all the rage

Im hoping to see at least one a day (POEM!)
And thats the way id like it to stay
So thinking caps on, come on lets show 'em
That even lil you can do a good poem!

I'll do one in a bit bab ok........LMAO i got a few lines up my sleeve and am PMSL thinking about it

Here it is......One for Johnny boy

You all know him as John, a moderator here
A Rugby man, who loves his Leicester
Only has one eye, not sure how he lost it
But he has become, Stella's lickle Poppet
A good mate to all, including Katie & Steff
And a special friend to My Paula THE MEFF
A family man, with a heart in the right place
An honest man, who is straight to your face
Won't take no messing, from nutters in main
He will warn them once, and boot them again
I'm writing this, because this man is a friend
A good honest bloke through to the end
A man who sees an opportunity and grabs it
Just gets out the gun, and BLAMS the Wabbit
Here's to ya John, a friend and a mate
From your poppet Stella, who thinks you are GREAT

~Stell~

I was ere
Ere i was
Was i ere
Yes i was!

Eyes for seeing
Ears to hear
Now I'm weeing
Out of fear

Unexpected creaks
From down the stair
Who're the freaks
Who could be there

Takes a hammer from below the bed
If someone's there I'll bash their head
I'll leave them dead and I won't care
Cause its simple.. they shouldn't have been there!

Woooooooooo someone done a poem

Where are ya all that was doing them few months back?

Come ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn pwitty pweeze