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07:33 Sun 26 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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07:36 Sun 26 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
I love this one........
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
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Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
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Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
A: Erection day.
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Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....".
Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you mofo's ain't gonna believe this s hit"
A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....".
Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you mofo's ain't gonna believe this s hit"
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12:48 Sun 26 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
A woman is cleaning her teenage son's bedroom. As she is changing the sheets, she finds a dirty magazine about masochism. She completely freaks and calls her husband for advice on how to handle the situation.
"Well," he says, "I don't know the best way to handle it, but for God sake, don't spank him."
"Well," he says, "I don't know the best way to handle it, but for God sake, don't spank him."
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04:29 Mon 27 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
LMFAO.
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the guy was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno" came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the guy was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno" came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
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Q. What do you call a woman with one leg ?
A. Eileen
A. Eileen
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13:24 Mon 27 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
There was a grandma and a child driving down the road. They came across railroad tracks and the little girl said, "Look grandma choo-choo."
The grandma said, "No the proper name is train."
As they kept on driving they saw a farm. The little girl said, "Look grandma moo-moo."
"No the proper name is cow," the grandma said.
The next day they went to the library and the little girl picked up a book and said, "Look grandma Winnie the crap!"
The grandma said, "No the proper name is train."
As they kept on driving they saw a farm. The little girl said, "Look grandma moo-moo."
"No the proper name is cow," the grandma said.
The next day they went to the library and the little girl picked up a book and said, "Look grandma Winnie the crap!"
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