im staying out of the times !!! Rudders scares me

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BC then....im gonna get him to get u on there! lmaooooooooo

Aaaaaaarrrghh no

PMSL Ohhhh ruds gonna get ya!..i posted on Gen btw

kk im off to find a joke

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

There were two g ay men in the bathroom at their home, and one was putting Vaseline on his chest. The other g ay man asked him, "Why are you putting Vaseline on your chest?"

The first g ay man replied, "Didn't you know that Vaseline helps you grow hair on your chest?"

The other ga y man said, "Well if that was a proven fact, then you would should a ponytail growing out of your as s!"

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One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job. A job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie.

"You're a housewife."

Lmao

During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Abby heard the woman in the next stall, suddenly ask, "So how are you?"

Startled, Abby replied tentatively, "Fine."

The woman continued, "So what?s new?"

Still confused, Abby said, "Not much. What?s new with you?"

It was then that the woman snapped, "Hello? Do you mind? I?m on the phone!"

HAHAHAHA

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. While married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

HA HA HA HA Gud one

Lads one........

Why are women like postage stamps?

Because you should only lick them, stick them and send them on their way.

OI! Lmaoooooooooo

Did you hear about the boy who was born without eyelids?

The poor child had surgery and they used the 4skin from his pen1s to make eyelids for him.

Amazing isn't it.

He is doing really well, only they say he is a little cokceyed.

OMG Stella awwww




















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LMFAO PMSFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Im gonna tell everyone that!!

erm............Horse walks into a bar, barman says ''why the long face''! (im so poo)

1 EYE! HIYA! Lmao u shud post on all fun and games we have a right laff.....ooooooooooo join the Booze Cruise Cheeky has

PMSL Stella