We already had that one m8

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."

"Uh huh," said the old man.

"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.

"Uh huh," said the old man.

"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.

"That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

PMSL!!!!!

LMAO, I GET A FUNNY JOKE! HAHA!

There are two flies on a woman's private parts. One of the flies is a burglar, the second fly is a druggie.
How can you tell them apart?
The Burglar will be hiding in the bush
The Druggie will be sniffing the crack

Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

Man says to wife: Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time...

Wife says: Ok Ur *beep* is bigger than ur brothers!!!!

Edited at 16:18 Sat 25/11/06 (GMT)

Mr and Mrs Blobby are in bed and Mrs Blobby said "blubblublobleblub" and Mr Blobby says just bloody swallow it !!!!

PMSL

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WTF? PMSL

PMSL Hes lost the plot Steph!!!!

PMSL did he ever have the plot, that is the question you shud be askin!!!

oh ffs look at what it says on the picture

A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -- "very quick."

The lawyer said that he could. Speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

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LAWYER: Have you any grounds?

POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: No, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: No, she white.

LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?

POLE: She going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store, and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read. It said, "Polish Remover."

PMFSL! And yeh i know what it says on the pik! HAHAHAHAH thats why i sed u lost the plot you always Come out with things like that (so to speak)......jeeeez an ppl say im bad


Gud joke BTW

no ppl say ur MAD not bad

Ok then Stephy..she sed my minds bad!!
Lies! All Lies! its HER!!!

ur both MAD

PMSL!is that gud or bad??
OMG see FP times im pmsl