Anyway.............!!!!

So I went to a shop to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue."

I said "No, just a watch."

LMAO!

BOB! RUDS! Dare start a fite on here and i'll.................

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.

She said "Tenpin?"

I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

Them short ones get me pmsl

lmao

I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip outside my house?"

He said, "I'm not stopping you!"

pmsl

HA HA HA

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires.

I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.

pmsl

OMG LMFAO!

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"

The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"

I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

lmao

I only get 2 of them

Will someone please have a word !

OH L M F A O¬! But i dunno if its at Stellas jokes or Ruds! PMSL

I get the vampire one!

YAY!! LMAO

Dont get the watch one

Dont get the bowling one

I GET THE SKIP ONE! (i think)

I GET THE VAMPIRE ONE

So its even Neh!!!!!!!!

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels."

He said, "You've got cholera."