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09:21 Mon 20 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground he begins kicking her, and screaming,
"You're not so tough tonight are you Batman!"
"You're not so tough tonight are you Batman!"
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10:08 Mon 20 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I ripped out her throat. Now they are going to put me to sleep."
The German Shepherd said "I chewed up my master's shoes yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep."
The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her and did my thing."
"So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others.
"No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!"
The German Shepherd said "I chewed up my master's shoes yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep."
The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her and did my thing."
"So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others.
"No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!"
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10:13 Mon 20 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
PMFSL!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT
HAHAHA NICE ONE STELLA!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA NICE ONE STELLA!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!
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11:24 Mon 20 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
All I got for Christmas was a sweater... I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
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07:53 Tue 21 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You know."
On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You know."
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12:49 Tue 21 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
Oh dear, rudds!!! come on mate that was funny
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12:49 Tue 21 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
Urmmmmmmmmm
"hahahah yeah, great one!"
<confused smily>
"hahahah yeah, great one!"
<confused smily>
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13:30 Tue 21 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
You're jokes are getting too intelligent for poor rudders Still great for the rest of us though
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14:09 Tue 21 Nov 06 (GMT) [Link]
Right then !!! see if he gets this one.....
Q : Why do firemen wear Red braces ??
A : To keep their trousers up
Q : Why do firemen wear Red braces ??
A : To keep their trousers up
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