In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and genericname. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

OMG THATS CONFUSING STELLA!
AHHHHHHHHH
<confused smily>

Its really not that hard

LMAO

hothead_bob - Member
(1,827 posts) 18:21 Fri 17 Nov 06

Its really not that hard



You deserve a medal for that bob! pure brilliance!

I didnt mean it to come out like that, honest

Yeah Yeah, you tried to make me look stupid, hoping everyone would agree its easy so it makes me look dumb,BUT they thought it was confusing too, now ur trying to cover up ur tracks
Now thast quite confusing

P M F S L.................Read the Names for Viagra Ruds........it really ISNT that hard as Bob said LMAO

This is soooo funny, i'm cracking up laughing

hothead_bob - Member
(1,831 posts) 19:59 Fri 17 Nov 06

I didnt mean it to come out like that, honest


Oh Bob, Comedian of the century

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

I was wondering when someone was gonna notice the second one

Nice one stella

omg im pmsl at all that...thnx guys, i needed a good laugh!!!

I aim to please (so to speak)

An english man, irish man, and scottish man walk into a bar, and the barman goes 'is this some kind of joke

PMSL at them

How to clean a cat

1 Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3 Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.

5 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8 The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely

The DOG

PMFSL HAHAHAHA

LMFAO!!!!!

OMG. thats cruel but i love it!!