Ha Yh i have but its gud stell

PMFSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
IMMMM ABSOLITLY LUVIN EM MORE AND MORE HAHAHA
WELL DONE M8!

An 80 year old couple were making love furiously up against a fence.

For 40 minutes they were at it like wildfire. Arms and legs everywhere, until they fell to the ground.

"Christ almighty" She said, you weren't like that 50 years ago !!

To which he replied "50 years ago that fence wasn't fcuking electric !!!

Edited at 19:41 Tue 14/11/06 (GMT)

F'ing great lmfaooooooooooo

I have to say, i'm really suprised you have an a ss left !! The number of times you have laughed it off


Must be a sorry sight.

PMFSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASS M8!

OI !!! Theres nothing wrong with my (_x_) Thankyou very much!!!

Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They saw this old fellow sort of duck waddling down the street at a slow pace.

The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn't agree with each others' diagnosis of the old mans problem.

One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia."

The old man said, "I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong."

PMSL...Hey Stell go read the poem ruds done about you LMAO

When your girlfriend asks, "Do I look fat?"

The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"

Three little boys were walking down the street when they passed a mansion with two sports cars parked out front.

The first little boy said, "Man, I wish I was made of silver!"

His friends asked him, "Why?"

He replied, "If I were made of silver, I would be able to rub some of it off and be able to buy those cars!"

The second little boy says, "Man, I wished I were made of gold!"

Hisfriends asked him, "Why?"

He replied, "If I were made of gold, I would be able to rub some of it off and be able to buy that house!"

The third little boy said, "I wish that I was covered in hair!"

His friends looked at him strangely and asked him, "Why?"

He replied, "Well, I saw my sister getting out of the shower the other day. She has a patch about the size of your fist, and SHE OWNS THAT HOUSE AND THOSE CARS!"

HAHAHAHAHAH




(did ya see ur poem?? lol)

LMFAO!!

What happens to a person who is dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic?

He lays awake nights worrying about whether or not there is a Dog.


LMAO

a massive hole has appeared in Trafalgar Square.

The Police say they're looking in to it.

A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do. She thought they may have some problems so wanted them to work on it there.

She heard a little girl say very softly "damn!".

The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don't say that in school."

The little girl looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big and she said, "Not even when things are all fcuked up?!"

As the two little girls walked hand in hand to kindergarten, one confided: "I found a contraceptive on the patio yesterday."

Asked her friend: "What's a patio?"

PMFSL!!!!

sorry slipped off the first page.........

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