HAHAHAHAHA........oh im crying laffing at you..im off to main!

What PMS Really stands for....

1 - Pass My Shotgun

2 - Psychotic Mood Shift

3 - Perpetual Munching Spree

4 - Puffy Mid-Section

5 - People Make me Sick

6 - Provide Me with Sweets

7 - Pardon My Sobbing

8 - Pimples May Surface

9 - Pass My Sweatpants

10 - P issy Mood Syndrome

11 - Plainly; Men Suck

12 - Pack My Stuff

13 - Potential Murder Suspect

Urrmmmmmm ooookkk

it actually stands for

push my sock

Edited at 16:40 Wed 8/11/06 (GMT)

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

pmsl

Lmao!

PMS = Paula's Most Silly!!

PMSL, STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"

"Chilli," she says, "But the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked.

"No, help yourself," replied his neighbor. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl.

"Yeah, that's as far as I got, too," said the man sitting next to him.

PMFSL! NICE ONE STELL!!!!!!!!!

haha nice

Whats white and glides along the dancefloor ???

Come Dancing

OMFG THATS FUNNY LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOO

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She shoved him in the closet stark naked.

The husband however became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone."

"What are you doing in there?"

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths."

"And where are your clothes?"

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little b astards."

P M F S L Stell great them hahaha

A man was admitted to hospital yesterday, after falling down the stairs and getting the handle of a Dyson lodged up his backside.

Doctors have said today, He is picking up nicely

LMAO!!! luv them Stell

A little girl goes into a barbers shop and stands next to a chair eating a cake...the barber says "Your gonna get hairs on ur muffin!!"
"I know, she replies,"I'm gonna grow boobs too!!"

Paula you have heard this but here goes........

Jack and Jill were playing hide and seek in the garden.

Jill said "If you find me, I will strip naked, and you can do anything you like to me"

but " If you can't, i'll be in the shed"