i dont get it

ask PW then

PW!?!?!?!?!? STELLAS JOKES CONFUSING, HELPPP!

An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows." He then asked her what she was.

She replied, "I'm a l esbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women! "

A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a l esbian."

PMFSL, I KNEW THAT WAS COMING UP!
BUT I LOVEDD THAT ONE, NICE ONE STELLA
and yes, i got it that time

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."

"However," he pointed out, "there is no language in which a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah. Right."

pmfsl @ those (i cant stop laughing)





(and why does rudders have to ask me about it?)

PMSL TOO

Q. Whats the difference between a batman and a thief?

A. Batman can go without Robin.

HA HA!!

No matter what she did, the blonde couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's beautiful red tomatoes, she asked him for his secret.

"It's really quite simple," replied the old man. "Twice a day, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes. They turn red with embarrassment." So she tried his advice and exposed herself to her plants twice a day.

After a few weeks passed, her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So?" he asked. "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"

L M F A O!!!!! @ that one


Why are Men like Snowstorms???


You never know when they are coming,how long they will stay.or how many inches you will get!!!






(no offence intended to anyone)

I like snow

Oh lmao..u like a snowstorm then HA HA!

anything water related


A man follows a woman and her dog out of a movie theater. Outside, he stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts and he even seemed laugh at the funny parts. I've never seen anything like it!"

"Yes, I was surprised too," she replied, "because he hated the book!"

HA! (oohh i aint saying pmsl anymore then!)

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs?
A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," He says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something.

"A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."


"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving."

OMFG IM PMSL AT THAT! HAHAHAH

"Another change of Underwear over here please, she's done it again" !!!