you dont need to post lmao or pmsl after every joke you know

lmfao

FFS!













HA HA HA !Notmy fault they make me PMSL

nor mine

PMSL!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and said i broke my arm in several places !

He said "well don't go to those places".

HA HA HA HA HA










(Scared to PMSL now ha!)

I sent my girlfriend a pile of snow yesterday !

I rang her this morning and asked her if she got my drift!

LMFAO!

I was reading this enthraling book today, The History Of Glue, and I just couldn't put it down.

Lmao @ all them!!

Two steak pies walk into a pub and ask for a pint. the barman says "sorry, we dont serve food"

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU!

I said "Don't you mean KAPOW??

He said "No, I've got china in my hand."

Lmao! Keep em comin!

An english cat called one two three, and a french cat called un duh twah had a race across the atlantic ocean.
Which cat one? The english on because the french cat un duh twah SANK!

lmao! Sorryy

You need to work on your delivery rudders, but its a good joke

Why do i need to work on that?
I thought he delivery was fine!





THANKS VERY MUCH BOB!

well, the whole joke is that une deux trois quatre (aka cat) cinq (sank). if it is cat un deux trois, it doesnt work cos ure counting 1, 2, 3, 5!

NOOOO MY JOKE AND ITS RUINED!!!!

i done it wrong =( suppose to be called 1234

not, its supposed to be 1,2,3. Also, I'd like to point out that the joke has been around slightly longer than you, so it technically isnt your joke.

Otherwise it was very funny

pmsfl @ you two!!!