lmao smurfs irish one was funny too and stellas muslim one

NOOOOOOOOO i was PMSL more at ur Knock Knock and smurf fallin for it..its tickled me that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah i know lol i was just commenting on theres too

I CANT STOP LAUGHING NOW

Oh ha bloody ha

L M F (_x_) OFF!







See Gen Chat!

AHHHHHHHH! IS THAT ME IN THOSE POEMS!
RUDDERS! lol, better not be, or ill get u smurph!

The Prankster strikes again...had a taste of his own medicine tho

Drinking Guide

SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet
FAULT Glass being held at incorrect angle
ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless
FAULT Glass empty
ACTION Get someone to buy you another beer

SYMPTOM Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
FAULT You have fallen over backward
ACTION Have yourself lashed to bar

SYMPTOM Mouth contains cigarette butts
FAULT You have fallen forward
ACTION See above

SYMPTOM Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
FAULT Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face
ACTION Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet
FAULT Improper bladder control
ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about her house training

drinking guide continued...................


SYMPTOM Floor blurred
FAULT You are looking through bottom of empty glass
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer

SYMPTOM Floor moving
FAULT You are being carried out
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar

SYMPTOM Room seems unusually dark
FAULT Bar has closed.
ACTION Confirm home address with bartender

SYMPTOM Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
FAULT Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
ACTION Cover mouth

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his
drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his
wife, Brigid.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to
their Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he
caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and
he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could d on each place he saw
blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled
and stumbled his way to bed...................

Edited at 13:52 Fri 27/10/06 (BST)

continued..........

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head
and butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"

Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be
the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops
of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot
eyes, but mostly....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall
mirror."

Knock Knock

whos there?

lmao i like that one tiddles

bigish

bigish who?.......

(no thanks i already have one)

lol no thaks mate

My wife bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on her forehead.

Edited at 15:56 Fri 27/10/06 (BST)

One for the more Cultured among us, i found this Hilarious............

So Picasso got mugged one night and had his wallet stolen.The police asked him to make a sketch of the culprit and he complied.

Two days later they arrested 2 Rastafarians, an Albino, 3 Nuns, a Refridgerator and an Iron.