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06:59 Wed 25 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
Paddy and mick are in a pub and suddenly realise they have no money left.
they walk out of the pub and notice a shop across the road with a sign in the window
"Get yourself in the guinness book of records and win £1000 and free guinness for a year.
Paddy says to Mick "You have the biggest feet in the world. go in and get ur name in the book.
5 minutes later Mick comes out wiv a cheque for £1000 and free guinness and says to Paddy
"You have the smallest willie ive seen in the world, go in and see if u can get in the books"
5 minutes later Paddy comes out, upset and says to Mick "Who the hell is Rudders!
they walk out of the pub and notice a shop across the road with a sign in the window
"Get yourself in the guinness book of records and win £1000 and free guinness for a year.
Paddy says to Mick "You have the biggest feet in the world. go in and get ur name in the book.
5 minutes later Mick comes out wiv a cheque for £1000 and free guinness and says to Paddy
"You have the smallest willie ive seen in the world, go in and see if u can get in the books"
5 minutes later Paddy comes out, upset and says to Mick "Who the hell is Rudders!
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13:21 Wed 25 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him.
"I've been stung by a wasp", she says.
"Where did it get you?", he replies.
"Between the 1st and 2nd hole."
He said "Well, I think your stance must be a little too wide."
"I've been stung by a wasp", she says.
"Where did it get you?", he replies.
"Between the 1st and 2nd hole."
He said "Well, I think your stance must be a little too wide."
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13:37 Wed 25 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
OK 4 types of orgasm.
Positive, Negative, Religious and Fake
The positive - YES YEESS OOOH YEESS!!!
The Negative - NOOOO naaaoooww!!!!
The Religious - OH GOD OOOHH JEEEESUS!!!!
The Fake - Oooooh RUDDERS!!!
Positive, Negative, Religious and Fake
The positive - YES YEESS OOOH YEESS!!!
The Negative - NOOOO naaaoooww!!!!
The Religious - OH GOD OOOHH JEEEESUS!!!!
The Fake - Oooooh RUDDERS!!!
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14:04 Wed 25 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
PMSL...POOR RUDDERS!!!
Edited at 19:08 Wed 25/10/06 (BST)
Edited at 19:08 Wed 25/10/06 (BST)
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04:15 Thu 26 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground, that aren't as good but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s hit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s hit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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14:10 Thu 26 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
My folks work in Steel and Iron.
My Dad steals and my mom irons.
My Dad steals and my mom irons.
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00:25 Fri 27 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
A Muslim woman knocked at my door yesterday.
I never opened it , i spoke to her through the letter box, just to see how she fcuking liked it !!!!
I never opened it , i spoke to her through the letter box, just to see how she fcuking liked it !!!!
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06:04 Fri 27 Oct 06 (BST) [Link]
OH PMSL SMURF! glad u posted next cos i wudda got wound up to F lmao
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