lmso at sll opf thjem hahahhah

lmfao claire, u been drinkin way too much!

i asint had enouigjh hun

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips make you above the rest of us. Look at me. I'm me. I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman replied, "Very sporting of your mother."

L M A O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luvin um M8!

A man went to his boss' costume party with nothing on but a naked woman on his back.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.

Oh this is a beauty LMFAO

"I'm a snail," the man replied.

"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?"

"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pmfsl

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "RETURNED UNOPENED."

Oh hahahah thats sly!

Bob found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."

Bob thought and thought and finally gave his answer, "I want to be hard all the time and get all the a ss I want."

"As you wish," the genie replied.

So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat!

YAY! PMFSL LOVE THAT ONE

Whats pink and hard???


A pig with a flick knife

PMSL

Ya mean me Stella? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Me ?????

PMSL

10 Reasons to go to work naked

1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work late.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. To stop those creepy programmer guys next door from looking down your blouse.
7. "I'd love to chip in but I left my wallet in my pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
10. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your a ss in here by 8:00!" ever again.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ur mental



Oh i meant me cos i look like Babe! Pig in the city woooooooo oh lmaoooooo

Edited at 14:28 Sun 22/10/06 (BST)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO STELLA! nice one, pmsl literally..