PMFSL.....like that one

Top 10 Men

1 The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2 The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3 The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4 The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5 The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6 The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
7 The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8 The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9 The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10 The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush + shoots twice.

L M F A O at that

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his a$$ and says "Sh1t!"

ROFL, very funny stella

Edited at 16:59 Mon 11/09/06 (BST)

HAHAHAHAHA im pmsl here

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable.

She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. "It doesn't work!" she yelled.

"What do you mean?" asked Mom.

"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a p rick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

LMAO!

Three dogs were talking at the vet's office. "I'm in big trouble," said the first.

"The other day, my owner took me for a ride in his new sports car and I got so excited, I peed on his leather seats and ruined them. Now he's having me put to sleep!"

"I know how you feel," said the second dog. "The other day, my owner was late getting home from work and I just couldn't hold it anymore. I pooped on his expensive oriental rug and ruined it. Now he's having me put to sleep, too!"

They looked at the third dog. "So why are you here?"

The third dog said, "Oh, my owner likes to clean her house in the nude. The other day when she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa, I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life!"

The other dogs nodded in sympathy. "So she's having you put to sleep, too?"

"Me?" he replied. "Oh, no. I'm just in to have my nails clip

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

A guy walks into a drug store looking for condoms. He finds a box that costs £5.00 and takes it up to the counter. The clerk rings it up and says, "That'll be £5.40."

So the man askes what the extra 40 pence is for and the clerk replies that it's for tax.

Hearing this the man replies, "Tacks! Hell, I thought you just rolled them on!"

Lmao


Where do you get these from?????

ah ha - just enjoy

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."

He says, "Why's that?"

She says, "Because you've been eating grass for the last fifteen minutes."

Pmsl!








Tell Us!

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

They both capture that magic moment.


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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25.

lmao, i love the one about the dogs at the vets.

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