OH PMSL

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?".

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Ha Ha Ha Good one

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replies.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answers, "Denephew."

PMSL l like that one..lol

Did you hear about the burglary down at police headquarters?

Someone stole all the toilet seats. So far, the cops have nothing to go on!

Duuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LMAO!

There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey," died last week at 83.

It was especially difficult for the family to keep him in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and . . . well, you know the rest.

HAHAHAHAHA

Stupid One...........

What's White and flies through the Jungle.....?


Tarzan the Fridge

PMFSL!



Ok! Now im lmfao HAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!

PMFSL!!!!Mental...........








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PMSL

A young man reported for his first day of work at the drugstore. The manager greeted him, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job is to sweep out the store."

"But, but…I'm a college graduate," the young man protested.

"Oh, sorry; I didn't know. Here, give me the broom. I'll show you how."

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my trouser legs and said 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' I panicked!"

pmsl

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO