OMG IM PMSL AT THAT!!!!

hehehe

I AM! Really!Keep them coming mate Ha Ha

so to speak

Ha! Ha!

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''

She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window

OMG Lmao.............Hey reading now compared to ur earlier jokes,...............They are going rude!!! But i still lmao!!

Thats your fault paula , you have corrupted me

OMFG!.........Me? See Gen Chat...........NOW!!!







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LMFAO

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.

''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is g ay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is g ay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.

"I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"

lmfao

A man goes in2 a bar... sees three women, all prostitutes...

Hes like.. I would want to go upstairs with one of u... but u know... how big is it..

so the 1st one gets a ball from the pool table... and sticks it right up in...

the 2nd one gets a big glass... and it also fits in easily..

As you can understand the man got a lil nervous... so the 3rd started laughin and lowered right down the bar stool

OMFG! LMAO! U 2 are bad!

hehe... not me... my alter ego

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

A little boy asked his Dad:
- Dad, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first nun says, ''I've never come this way before!''
The second nun says, ''Oh, it must be the cobblestone!''