I know!! awwww Hes going away tomorra tho

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.

The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his d ick.

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

F OFF.... L M F A O !






(See GC ! Ha!)

Right thats my last for a while now peeps.....might squeeze one in later 2nite (so to speak)....off to main later, then thats me finished for 8 days.

Lmfao that was great that last one.

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

A 40ft c ock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

PMSL!!






(Have a good hol Stella, hope it rains for ya!)

cheeky i will

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What u doing here! PMSL

5th thread down on page 2 !!! omg stella wudnt be happy! Any jokes anyone???

what happened to the large-breasted streaker at the pop concert?

She was thrown out by the bouncers

there are two canaries in a cage - one male, one female. After many months the male scoots over to the females side of the cage and says: 'since we're in this place together, why dont i move over to your side?'
the female canary replies: 'i dont think so'
So the male goes back to his side of the cage, but soon moves across and says: 'im sorry i was so forward. Why don't we get to know each other a bit better first?'
to which she again replies: i don't think so'
He languishes for a bit, then makes one final effort, asking: 'could we at least talk?'
This time she replies:'i'm sorry i've been so offhand, but i have just learnt that i have a canarial disease called chirpies and i hear its untweetable.'

L M A O Beanz!!!!

haha class whos gonna be the daily joke poster now???

Doctor Doctor , I keep thinking i'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together man!

Doctor Doctor , There's a cricket ball growing out my ear,

"Owzthat?" replies the doctor....

Doctor Doctor , I think i'm shrinking
Well you'll just have to be a little patient.

So i said to the man at the bus-stop with no legs..... "how you getting on"...

LOL i like the little patient one

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

haha i love that one shame on the little monkey tho

PMFSL!!!

PMSL