OH im PMSL hahahaha

I ♥ these jokes!!

argh shes using the heart one a lot!

Stella's stole my heart!!!!

That was my new trademark!!! LMAO!

what do you call a man with one arm?

i dont know...ask him

PMSL erm.......♥♥

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".

1 Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

2 At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3 For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.

4 Have s ex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

a man walks into a bar and say

" can i have pint please"

the next day he walks into a bar

"oohhhhhh that was sore"

HAHAHA

STELLA! Come on and BTW ur go on someof the others too

yeah come on stell

Why is 'PMS' called 'PMS'?

Because 'Mad Cow Disease' is already taken.

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good."

A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."