LMFAO

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?


either -A jar of peanut butter with a very good memory
or -An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

F Off! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's pink and fluffy?

- Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
- Pink fluff in disguise.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ur nuts lmao!

LMAOOOOOO he issssssssssss

whats brown n sticky?

a brown stick

Top Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

1) "If you love me you'll swallow afterwards" has real meaning with chocolate.

2) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

4) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

5) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

6) Good chocolate is easy to find.

7) With chocolate, size doesn't matter

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing. But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the madder the father got.

One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff.

The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food."

wa do u call a dog with no legs.............
call it wateva u want it wont come to u.

LMFAO! Ooooooooooo Stella the choc one was good hahahah

Theres a teenage spanish girl called fockarader. Her mum told her not to do anything stupid while she was out...While she was out a old Pe.rvy milkman came to the door and he knocked.
Fockarader came to the door and opened it..the milkman asked can i come in?
Fockarader said only for a choccy biscuit!
the milkman gave her 1 and went in. He then asked do u want to do it? she said only for a choccy biscuit! He gave her 1 and they started doing IT! The mum came in saw wat was goin on and shouted " FOCKERADER FOCKERADER" The milkman said im trying to im trying to!

Please do not ban me as it was all part of the joke!

lmfao!!!! 7 ball king tha 1 is awesome m8 hahahahahahahahaha

lmao stella, the sandwich jokes a belter haha

2 OLD MEN ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT OUT. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD MEN AND SAYS TO HER MANAGER,
"GO UP TO THE 1ST 2 BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE 2 OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" SAYS HIS MATE, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS MATE SAYS, "I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

"A WITCH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

OMG LMAO!!!

What is the definition of ultimate frustration?

Two blind l esbians trying to find each other in a fish market.

Is sex in a field of grain, p orn on the cob?

lol nice 1ns