PMSL Dont get much better than this ppl

well it wud get better if i had another joke ill get back to you!

Edited at 18:46 Sun 23/07/06 (BST)

come onnn we need morw jokes

Here Here

woooo

what dog has no tail

a hot dog.......


dont u just love ice lolly stick jokes!

nice

a naked man was walking down the street with a naked woman on his back, a passer by notices them walking down the street and asks them what they are doing?! the man replies "were going to a fancy dress party!" the passer by further probes the matter by asking "what are you meant to be?" the man then answers "im a turtle and shes michelle" (ma shell......my shell)

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 years old and she's 7 Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No," he replies; "I just can't believe you got shagged twice .

LMAO! But erm Stell, am shocked ur just typing the rude words out now! u never used to...........oh well

LMAO

What is the definition of Indecent?

If it's long enough, hard enough, and in far enough it's Indecent!

One for the girlies...........

God said to Adam "I have some good news and some bad."

Adam asked for the good news first. God answered "I'm giving you a brain and a p enis."

"What's the bad news?" asked Adam.

God replied: "I'm only giving you enough blood to for one of them to work at a time!"

David was constipated. It was serious, so he decided to go to the doctor.

The doctor said "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll put one in now and I'll give you another one for later."

David goes home and starts feeling sick again. He asks has his wife to put a supository in.

She puts one hand on his shoulder and stuck the supository in. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed.

His wife asked "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"

"No, I just realized that the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders!"

There once was a yellow toad. And he wanted to be green like the others. So he went to this wizard and he said, "I want to be green like the other frogs."

And the wizard said, "Then green you shall be." Well he turned everything thing green but his d ick.

And the frog said, "What about my d ick?"

And the wizard told him he had to go to another wizard for that and gave him directions. Then a blue pig came in and the wizard turned him pink except his d ick. And the pig asked how to get to the special wizard.

And the wizard said, "Follow the yellow d icked toad."

LMFAO, where d'ya get them?

that last done me, i was pmsl for ages, e1 in work, was wondering what i'd been on,

Yeah lmao was good that Stell

LMAO oh im pmsl here