LMAO yes it was!!!

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ?I know the whole truth? -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, ?I know the whole truth.? His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, ?Just don't tell your father.?
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ?I know the whole truth.? The father promptly hands him £40 and says, ?Please don't say a word to your mother.?
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the postman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, ?I know the whole truth.? The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, ?Then come give your FATHER a big hug.?

Edited at 10:29 Sat 22/07/06 (BST)

LMAO good one stell

apparantly sophie ellis bextor was found dead with a headbutt injury, seemingly it was murder on zidanes floor! (a bit late from when it happened but it made me laugh )

LMAO STELL!
gud one stevo haha

i have been informed my joke was told earlier but in a different thread, i am sorry, but im still taking credit for it

Aw who told ya?? i didnt want to say it

i told myself looking thru past threads i came across it, anyway thanks for not telling me, makes me feel so much better

Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."

John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''

LOL

oh come on stella, ive heard better m8

keep me amused

MCQ, Read back! Some of his are hilarious and have me PMSL

whats a snakes favourite subject?

hissssssstory

(from an ice lolly stick )

LMFAO

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise!

My dos is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?

Take his bike away!

umm.....lol

what do sheep do on hot days??

have a baa baa que

HA! Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa come on they are taking our thread over haha

One day the king of a fairly large country was greeted by a tiny knight. The knight told him the story of how he escaped a battle with a dragon, but his small horse had been killed. He begged the king for a horse, and the king was more than happy to offer him one. The problem, however, was that the knight was too small for the horses the king had. Finally, the king decided to give him a trained Great Dane to ride on. When he presented the Great Dane to the knight, the knight was horrified. He exclaimed, ?You would send a knight out on a dog like this??

2 tigers were walking down oxford street on a saturday, one says to the other "a bit quiet for a saturday isnt it?!"

Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt?

A: Her old one had a crack in it!