is all im saying


(we need u back stell)

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, ?Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah.?
Sarah said, ?Cows have spots.
Terrence said, ''Baseball is a sport.?
Carla said, ?Computers are electronic.?
Bobby said, ?Urinate.?
Mrs. Flebs said, ?Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence.?
Bobby said, ?Not ?urinate?, it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger t its you'd be a ten.?

STELLA!! Ur Back Yay!! about time too. Oh btw go and check Poems, i asked Ste to do a poem about you lol read it.

Love the joke too btw haha

yeah love the jokes and check the poem and ure bac wooooooo!!!!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Awwwwwwww lmao

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.

PMFSL I like them short witty ones Stell Ha Ha

LMAO

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"
A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"
"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"

L M F A O !!!

whats the hottest part of the sun?


page three of course!!!

Woooooooo MCQ! lol
Stella, where's yours today??

Stell???

What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses...?

Sunglasses sit higher on your face

*Coughs* LMAO! good job ive got a sense of humour Stella

haha and mee

Steph, ur not blonde tho!!
Stella i realllyyyyyyy realllllyyyyy need a laff so leave us a joke pweeze, fankyouuuuuuuuuu

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:

"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station." Bell1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

"From now on, when I says 'Bell 1' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell2', you jump on de bed. When I says Belltree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted "Bell One" and she stripped naked. "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed. "Bell Tree" and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" asked the fireman husband.
She replied, "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."

PMSL that was worth the wait hahaha