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12:48 Sun 9 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
What's the difference between, "Ooooh," and "Ahhhh?"
About three inches.
About three inches.
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12:51 Sun 9 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
LMFAO just seen this.......
Notice on a pub sign
"Liquor in the front" and "Poker in the rear".
PMFSL
Notice on a pub sign
"Liquor in the front" and "Poker in the rear".
PMFSL
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12:58 Sun 9 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
PMFSL!! hahahahaha thats great that Stell hahahaha
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11:19 Mon 10 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
Five minutes later
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Five minutes later
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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14:21 Mon 10 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
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14:28 Mon 10 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst s ex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
"That's for 50 years of the worst s ex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
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14:31 Mon 10 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
This made me LMGDFAO
I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd syphon the bowl dry!
That killed me
I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd syphon the bowl dry!
That killed me
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10:26 Tue 11 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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10:28 Tue 11 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
LMAO! Stella i have just this min posted on general about You!!!
(oh and Dont say Hi back then)
(oh and Dont say Hi back then)
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10:36 Tue 11 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
Hi Paula
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
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10:38 Tue 11 Jul 06 (BST) [Link]
Ha Ha Good one, ive got a pic of them flies in the lightbulb hehe...............Stell can u go on other threads plz, we are waiting 4 ur reply
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