A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and her husband's sex life. So, she goes to the adult novelty store and came back with some crotchless panties.
She goes home, puts them on and waits for her husband to come home. When he does, she lifts up her dress and shows him her new panties, asking, "You want some of this?"
"Hell no," says the husband, "look what it did to your underwear!"

OH PMFSL ...............Love that one Stella

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

ARGH!! lmao

A man sees a growth coming out from the center of his forehead and consults with a specialist who tells him he has a rare genetic disorder and what's happening to him is that a p enis is growing out of his head. He is told that his life is not in danger, but it's inoperable due to its extensive root system. He is told to wear a hat and that it could be a whole lot worse.
"How can you say that? Every morning when I comb my hair or shave, I'm going to see a d ick sticking out of my forehead. Do you know what that's gonna do to my ego?"
"You won't see anything," the doctor says. "Your balls will be in your eyes."

PMFSL

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?

Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Duuuuuuuuuuur ! lmao!

Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, ?What grows to 10 times its original size when excited??
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ?I know! The pupil of the eye.? The teacher replied, ?Yes, very good Jimmy.?
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, ?Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!?

Ha Ha Ha

HAHAHAHA

STELLA!!!! omg this had been knocked of the 1st page!! Nooooooooooooooo i luv these jokes





psssssssst Stell hurry giz a joke

Its bac tho paula come on stell another one plzzzzzz

*Whistles dead loud*

Oh Stella where are you? we miss ya

Stellaa we need u bacccc

We sure do! Where are you Stella i need a joke
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze come back

Stellaaa we miss you

Ok erm...KNOCK KNOCK *waits for Stell to answer* aw come on we are crying for ya Stella we miss u soooooooooo much