PMSL!!

Ha Ha

Morning Stella........(that what u meant when u left the time in general?? lol)

hehe hiya sell

Well??? Where are ya Stell? jeeeeeeeeeeez and i sed Mornin too

and so did i where are you stellaaaaaaaaaaaa

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1p."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"4p," he replies.

"4p?!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

PMSL!!!!

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again.

Again the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."

a guy runs into a bank, brandishing his gun to the female counter person and shouts

"stick em up!!"

so she came out and selotaped his b0llox to the ceiling.

( i did use an offensive word )

Edited at 13:35 Sun 9/07/06 (BST)

LMAO! gud jokes guys

What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra?




Stiff joints!

PMFSL!

I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra and prune juice.

Now I can't tell if I'm coming or going!

Its 11.55 pm and A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 18."
Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 16 in about five minutes."

hahaha

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her t its are so big she can only fascinate."

L M F A O!