LMAOOOOOOOO @ Some of them

Liverpool airport was shut yesterday for 8 hours due to a "suspicious car".

Apparently it had TAX, INSURANCE, and the radio was still in it !!

OI! PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

A: To keep their nuts dry.

Lmao...ohhh hang on,,i got one for ya's (well the magagzine i was reading has) BRB....


BK!

Two Woman chatting on a bus
"Ive got an awfully sore throat" One groans..
"Sorry to heat that" The other sympathises. "when i have a sore throat i usually suck on a Life Saver"
"Thats easy for you" the first replies..."But i dont live near the Sea"









Woooooooooo PMSL

Oohhh another..


Q)Whats the difference between 'oooooh' and 'aaaaah'?

A) About 2 inches !!

Edited at 13:33 Thu 5/07/07 (BST)

LMFAO rang my dad and told him that one and he i paused at the its been shut down.
he thought terrorists had took over liverpool airport pmsl

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

These three women were sitting around one night talking about their boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on kinds of drinks. The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to dew it!" The second woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce "7-Up" because he has seven inches and it is always up!" The third woman said: "I'm gonna call my man "Jack Daniels." The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard liquor." The third woman replied: "THAT'S MY STELLA!"

love it

just sent it about on my 4ne lol

Q: What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head

A: Anita

OMFG pmslllllllllllllllllll

blind man goes for a job in a wood yard, he says he can tell what kind of wood it is by smelling it so they decided to test him out, and just like he said every different wood he smelt he told them correctly what it was, they then got the secrtary out of the office and got her to lay on her back stark naked then told the blind man to sniff, they then got her to lay on her front, again the blind man sniffed with that he said you cant fool me this smells a bit fishy its the crap house door of a fishing boat

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 14:14 Sat 7/07/07 (BST)

LMAOOOOO

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Q: how do you drown a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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norty thadeus

aww a couple of em were hilarious.
not like no1 else tells jokes of a sexual nature either
in fact the little jonny and little suzy joke appears on this same thread i think

Edited at 22:42 Sat 7/07/07 (BST)