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Q: How does a women hold her liquor?

A: By the ears.

OMGGGgggggg LMAO, you better edit that real quick!

How ffs PMFSLLLLLLLLLLL

*Shakes head*

lmao!!!!

Oh i like that one! hehe

One for the girlies......Just to show im not sexist


How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?

-Both of them.



Edited at 05:51 Tue 17/07/07 (BST)

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this
way?"
"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the
batteries."

lmao @ u stella, like that 1 lol

What do a moped and an ugly girl have in common?

They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

OI! Be nice !

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

a few one liners i know

He He

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Darn it," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the
wife's knickers off!"
"What's the rush?" his mate asked.
"The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 23:23 Thu 19/07/07 (BST)

A man walks into his home, with a duck under his arm, and says "This is my PIG"

The wife say's "thats not a pig it's a duck" !!

The man says "I was talking to the duck" !!!



Edited at 17:25 Thu 19/07/07 (BST)

Ive heard a Rude wersion of that PMSLLL

So have I, but we dont wanna go upsetting Katie again now.....do we

LMAO.....nicked this from snooks pmslllll

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

i dun get it !!