Hahah nice one!!

Pun

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she
became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of
their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the
court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything
to say to defend herself.

"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if
he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"

"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"

He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.
I've always been especially fond of married women."

Ok this isn't really a good joke, but i just heard it on tele and it made me giggle, here goes :


What do you call a dinosaur with 3 eyes?












Seymore! hahaha oh dear sorry!!

PMSLLLL reminds me of another one like that...My Paula will like this one........

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye (no offence John)

A: Doyouthinkhesaurus



Edited at 18:44 Mon 23/07/07 (BST)

Hahaha that was on the same show i heard my joke, but i thought mine was better lol

Ooooh Nahhhh Lmaooo

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to
do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!"

"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies.
"Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass."

"But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps
with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Oh! LMAO

Love that one!! Hahaha

Q: Whats the difference between A Cross Country runner and Jamie Oliver ?

A: One is Pant in the country........

Hope this hasn't been told before...

A building site foreman sets on an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy. He says to the Englishman, "You're in charge of transport, the Scotsman is to be in charge of labour, and the Chinese guy is in charge of supplies". And with that he leaves them to get on with it.

As the Englishman and Scotsman are going about their duties, they notice the Chinese guy is missing. As they start to curse him for not doing his job, he jumps out from behind a pile of bricks, and shouts "supplies!"

Mr Harley Davidson died and went to heaven. He was boasting to God how he had created the best motorbike in the world. God disagreed saying that bmw's were a beter designed bike! Harley said "what do you know about design, you created women and look at the problems we have with them!" "Ahem", said God "I think you'll find a lot more men are riding my creation than yours"

lmao typical of a scottish tight ......... to think that lol x x

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

Page 3 Page bloody 3 ffs I an NOT happy

Anyway i digress.........

Paddy was messing about with a woman in his car and the woman said "kiss me where its wet" so he started his car and drove her to Gloucester !!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO