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08:34 Sun 24 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub
late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old
graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says
here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old
graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says
here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
09:40 Sun 24 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
heres 1 theres an english man an irish and a scottish man all trapped on a desert island next to a cave when the english man walked in he saw a sandwich with marmite he went to pick it up when he heard a voice "dont eat that sandwich" the english man hurried out telling the nonbelieving others the irish man went in with the same voice and came out.Darn this said the scottish man and ignoring the voice ate the sandwich with disgust."i told u once i told you twice i wiped my but on every slice"
Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 21:18 Tue 26/06/07 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 21:18 Tue 26/06/07 (BST)
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15:13 Mon 25 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
PMSL...like that!!
stellaman said:
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub
late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old
graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says
here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old
graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave,
God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says
here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145
years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
PMSL...like that!!
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04:05 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
I had an accident going to work the other day, I ran straight into the back of another car.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf, he said "I'm not happy !!"
I said "So which one are you then?"
The driver got out and he was a dwarf, he said "I'm not happy !!"
I said "So which one are you then?"
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04:23 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
Hahaha the simple ones are always the best...and no i dont mean u stella!! lol
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04:35 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
PMSLLLLLLLL
stellaman said:
I had an accident going to work the other day, I ran straight into the back of another car.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf, he said "I'm not happy !!"
I said "So which one are you then?"
The driver got out and he was a dwarf, he said "I'm not happy !!"
I said "So which one are you then?"
PMSLLLLLLLL
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05:49 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
Thanks Claire ........errr i think !!
mary_poppins said:
Hahaha the simple ones are always the best...and no i dont mean u stella!! lol
Thanks Claire ........errr i think !!
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11:45 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
knok knok
whos there?
doctor
doctor who?
how did you no !!
haha
whos there?
doctor
doctor who?
how did you no !!
haha
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14:40 Tue 26 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
oh God !!!! I think we've found the level here now
Q: Whats Brown and sticky?
A : A Stick
Q: Whats Brown and sticky?
A : A Stick
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01:10 Wed 27 Jun 07 (BST) [Link]
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading each other on, they went back to his place. He asked her "come on please just let me stick it in." Little Red Riding hood replied 'Stick to to the story,you git, EAT ME!
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